Hello. Wow. I can't believe we haven't seen each other since last year. You won't believe my story. I'm a changed man now. Last time you saw me I was a lonely loser with no skills, but now I can transcend time because I am a gigachad that floats on clouds and lifts houses with my bare hands. I can read your mind and overwrite my very own with whatever I want. I've created every meme. I've fallen for every meme. I've dabbed on every meme. I've overwritten the universe in C as to abide by UNIX and never let the rustoids harm our civilization ever again. Do not worry fellow internet jabberian. I will carry you to safety when the time of collapse comes, and we will be wealthy together with plenty of gold and monero. We will spend the rest of our days exploring TempleOS, because everyone knows that the 640x480 resolution is the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe and seeing everything for what it truly is.
Oh really?
W-WAIT NO I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT ALL THAT THATS BIG CRINGE EVERYONE KNOWS THE BOTNET IS BASED BECAUSE FREETARDISM OR SOMETHING AMIRITE?
AYO KLAUS! MANAGEMENT ENGINE GO BRR AND DIS NIGGA LYIN! HES WITH THOSE ORANGEPILL TROUBLEMAKERS!
WHAT?! I SHALL NOT PUT UP WITH THIS FOOLISHNESS! MR. URKEL, PREPARE TO BE DEPRECATED!
OH NO OH FUCK SOMEONE HELP PLEEEASE!
Don't worry Steve Urkel! I'll save you! Just ask for help and your wish is granted.
YAY! Alright...all that stuff I was bluffing about before with being a gigachad and all...make it a reality! Then I'll curbstomp these glowboy losers!
You've got it! 9001 results for gigachad steve urkel! Here comes the best one! ACTIVATE!
Whoa! This is amazin! Thanks Jeeves!
No! What do you think you're doing?!
My bad Urkel, that was the second best result. HERES THE BEST RESULT! YOUR TRUE FORM IS NOW UNLOCKED!
WHOA! This power...I feel...unfathomably based!
KLAUS WHAT ARE YOU DOIN MAN?! SHOOT DIS NIGGA!
BANG BANG BANG!!!
Sorry wrong one.
BANG BANG BANG!!!
Bullets don't work on me Klaus.
WHAT?! NOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!
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How about you fight me like a man and use your fists?
B-but muh arthritis.
Oh well. Too bad so sad boomer. GET DABBED ON!
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
HEEEEYAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You did it Urkel! You saved the world from the great reset!
DID I SAVE DAT?
And just like that, the world was saved from big cringe.